That's Not All That'll Be Shortened

According to Religion News Service, a Phoenix woman named Sharron Dobbins was arrested on Easter for waking her teenage son up for church by tasing him. Ms Dobbins was nonplussed by her arrest: “I don’t think I did anything wrong because you’re supposed to put God first and that’s all I was trying to do is tell my kids to put God first. Nobody writes a book on the correct way of parenting,” Dobbins added. “I tell my sons to honor thy mother and thy father or their days will be shortened and that’s my favorite.”

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